so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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