I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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