So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Of course I have a pirate flag
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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