I cannot find my penis.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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