How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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