He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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