do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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