watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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