We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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