Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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