is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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