Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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