its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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