so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just want to make out with him forever
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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