Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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