Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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