i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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