i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i came on her dog
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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