I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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