Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We smell like vodka and hangover
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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