yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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