I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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