He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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