Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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