i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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