yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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