she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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