You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You can't just leave with hair like that
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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