did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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