just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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