i just had sex bonerless
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
