I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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