i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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