it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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