Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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