Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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