Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry iluvcollege92 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.

Fav 5 792 3020
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"

Fav 30 5187 1239
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(803): View more from South Carolina

What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.

Fav 11 7365 759
share tweet
(334): View more from Alabama

He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

Fav 58 17155 4135
share tweet
(516): View more from New York

drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries

Fav 4 3343 994
share tweet
(561): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

Fav 4 1563 1945
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

Fav 6 1166 1210
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(651): View more from Minnesota

I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..

Fav 1 113 144
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.

Fav 0 58 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT