Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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