You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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