he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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