he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just had sex on a roof
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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