ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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