remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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