yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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