I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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