i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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