We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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