Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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