The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.