i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT