Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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