come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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