Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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