Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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