im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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