so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we made out on top of his cat.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
